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郑州旅游攻略,除了喝胡辣汤,你还可以被少林和尚揍一顿

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导读:朋友们,作为一个常年被各地旅游局拉黑(因为总在文章里说实话)的旅游博主,今天我要带大家探索一个被严重低估的城市——郑州!提到郑州,很多人第一反应是"铁路枢纽""胡辣汤基地",但你要是以为这里只有火车头和一锅黏糊糊的早餐,那可就错过了整个中原的精彩,接下来请系好安全带,老王的郑州魔幻之旅即将发车!第一站必须得去少……...

朋友们,作为一个常年被各地旅游局拉黑(因为总在文章里说实话)的旅游博主,今天我要带大家探索一个被严重低估的城市——郑州!提到郑州,很多人第一反应是"铁路枢纽""胡辣汤基地",但你要是以为这里只有火车头和一锅黏糊糊的早餐,那可就错过了整个中原的精彩,接下来请系好安全带,老王的郑州魔幻之旅即将发车!

第一站必须得去少林寺,毕竟这里是全球唯一能合法"挨揍"的5A级景区,当我穿着双星运动鞋踏进山门时,差点被练功的小和尚们飞檐走壁的英姿闪瞎眼,建议各位先在景区门口花20块钱租套练功服,别像我穿着印着"全员恶人"的T恤,结果被武僧师傅误认为来踢馆的,最刺激的体验是花150块就能和武僧"切磋",虽然我坚持了不到10秒就被按在地上摩擦,但师傅那句"施主下盘虚浮,昨夜怕是没少喝胡辣汤"的点评,绝对比任何体检报告都精准。

第二站推荐大家去嵩山玩"山体描边",这里可是《诗经》里"嵩高维岳,骏极于天"的原型,友情提示:千万别相信景区地图上标注的"轻松登山路线",那些把三皇寨台阶称作"老年人散步道"的策划者,建议送去参加铁人三项,不过当你气喘如牛地爬到连天峰,看着云海在脚下翻滚时,会突然顿悟为什么武侠小说里高人都在山顶闭关——因为根本下不去啊!

中午建议去黄河风景名胜区野餐,这里能实现"端着烩面看黄河"的魔幻场景,我上次带了个自热小火锅在河滩上吃,结果引来三只好奇的羊,场面一度演变成"人类与反刍动物的火锅争夺战",记得在炎黄二帝雕像前拍照时,千万别比"耶"的手势,不然拍出来就像给老祖宗头顶插了两根天线。

下午可以去河南博物院"玩穿越",这里的九大镇馆之宝能让历史老师直接失业,亲眼见到贾湖骨笛时,我满脑子都是"这要是拿来吹《孤勇者》会不会唤醒什么上古神兽",在古乐表演区,有位大爷试图用编钟敲出《月亮代表我的心》,成功让讲解员小姐姐露出了"您已被移出群聊"的表情。

傍晚推荐去二七塔看日落,这座为纪念铁路工人大罢工而建的仿古联体塔,晚上亮灯后像极了黄金圣斗士的武器,我在塔下转了三圈才找到入口,建议路痴朋友直接跟着跳广场舞的大妈走——她们永远知道所有建筑物的隐藏入口。

重头戏当然是郑州的夜市江湖,健康路的烟火气能治好所有社恐,在这里你可以看到穿高定西装的精英蹲在塑料凳上啃烤腰子,也能见到挎着爱马仕的阿姨为了一碗杏仁茶和老板撒娇砍价,我上次挑战了传说中的"四厂四味菜",结果被胡椒辣得当场表演了一段Bbox,成功收获老板娘赠送的冰镇菠萝啤。

最后必须安利郑州的隐藏玩法——地铁考古之旅,坐着地铁1号线,你会经过商代城墙遗址站,玻璃地板下就是三千年前的夯土城墙,每次经过这里,我都忍不住脑补:要是古代也有朋友圈,商朝人会不会发"今天搬砖砌墙,求点赞"?

小贴士:

  1. 少林寺塔林拍照时注意表情管理,别在舍利塔前比心
  2. 嵩山登山杖租价比买价贵,建议提前网购折叠款
  3. 黄河游船下午五点最后一班,错过就得游回市区
  4. 博物院周一闭馆,但隔壁的科技馆有机器人打太极表演
  5. 夜市吃灌汤包要"先开窗,后喝汤",否则可能烫出表情包

在郑州待了三天后,我的微信步数成功登顶好友榜,也终于明白为什么河南话的"中"字能表达所有情绪,这座城市就像那碗胡辣汤,初尝猛烈,细品醇厚,最后让人上头到想端着碗找老板续汤,所以别再问"郑州有什么好玩的",你应该问"我的腿够不够硬核"!

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English Translation:

Title: "Zhengzhou Travel Guide: Besides Drinking Spicy Soup, You Can Also Get 'Beaten Up' by Shaolin Monks"

Content: Friends, as a travel blogger who's frequently blacklisted by local tourism bureaus (because I always tell the truth), today I'm taking you to explore a severely underestimated city - Zhengzhou! When people mention Zhengzhou, the first things that come to mind are "railway hub" and "spicy soup base". But if you think this city only has locomotives and a pot of sticky breakfast, you're missing out on the essence of Central Plains. Fasten your seatbelts, Lao Wang's magical Zhengzhou tour is about to begin!

First stop must be Shaolin Temple, the only 5A-level scenic spot where you can legally "get beaten up". When I walked through the mountain gate wearing Double Star sneakers, I was nearly blinded by the acrobatic moves of practicing monks. Pro tip: Rent a kung fu suit at the entrance for 20 yuan. Don't make my mistake of wearing a "All Villains" T-shirt and being mistaken as a challenger. The most thrilling experience is spending 150 yuan to "spar" with a martial monk. Although I lasted less than 10 seconds before being pinned down, the master's comment "Your lower body is weak, you must have drunk too much spicy soup last night" was more accurate than any medical report.

Next recommendation: Songshan Mountain for "mountain contouring". This is the original site described in the Book of Songs as "Lofty Song Mountain, reaching the sky". Friendly reminder: Never trust the "easy hiking route" on the map. The planners who called Sanhuangzhai steps "elderly walking path" should be sent to triathlons. But when you pantingly reach Lian Tian Peak and see sea of clouds beneath, you'll suddenly understand why martial arts masters in novels meditate on mountaintops - because they can't get down!

Noon suggestion: Have a picnic at Yellow River Scenic Area. Here you can achieve the magical scene of "eating noodles while viewing the Yellow River". Last time I brought self-heating hotpot, attracting three curious sheep, turning into a "hotpot battle between humans and ruminants". Remember when taking photos before the Yellow Emperor statues, don't make "V" signs, or it'll look like you're giving antennas to our ancestors.

Afternoon recommendation: Time travel at Henan Museum. The nine treasure collections could make history teachers unemployed. Seeing the Jiahu bone flute, I couldn't stop imagining "what if we played 《Lonely Warrior》on this and awakened some ancient beast". In the ancient music area, an uncle tried to play 《The Moon Represents My Heart》on chime bells, successfully earning the docent's "you've been removed from the group chat" expression.

Evening suggestion: Watch sunset at Erqi Tower. This twin pagoda built to commemorate the railway workers' strike looks like a Golden Saint's weapon when lit up. I circled the tower three times before finding the entrance. Navigation-challenged friends should follow square-dancing aunties - they always know hidden entrances.

The highlight is Zhengzhou's night market. The烟火气 (lively atmosphere) of Jiankang Road can cure all social anxieties. Here you'll see elites in tailored suits squatting on plastic stools eating grilled kidneys, and aunties with Hermes bags bargaining cutely for almond tea. My last challenge was the legendary "Four Factory Four Flavors Dish", which made me perform beatboxing from pepper spiciness, earning free iced pineapple beer from the boss.

Finally, the hidden gem - subway archaeology tour. On Metro Line 1, you'll pass the Shang Dynasty City Wall Ruins station with 3000-year-old rammed earth under glass floors. Every time I pass by, I imagine: If ancient people had social media, would Shang citizens post "Building walls today, please like"?

Tips:

  1. Manage facial expressions when taking photos at Shaolin Pagoda Forest
  2. Renting trekking poles at Songshan costs more than buying - bring foldable ones
  3. Last Yellow River cruise at 5pm, or swim back to city
  4. Museum closed Mondays, but nearby science museum has robot Tai Chi shows
  5. Eat soup dumplings with "open window first, drink soup later" method

Conclusion: After three days in Zhengzhou, my WeChat steps topped the chart, and I finally understood why Henan dialect's "Zhong" can express all emotions. This city is like that spicy soup - fierce at first taste, mellow upon savoring, ultimately addictive enough to ask for refills. So stop asking "What's fun in Zhengzhou", instead ask "Are my legs hardcore enough?"

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